Haute Off the Press: Questions About The Hills Premiere?

Lauren, Audrina, and Whitney at “The Hills” Premiere Party in Malibu. (Photo credit: mtv.com)

Okay, so I happily watched the season 4 premiere of The Hills, “We will never be friends” and I have a few questions. But, let me preface these questions by saying, I LOVE The Hills …

1. Who raised Spencer? True to form, he was rude, rude, rude. He treated Heidi’s sister Holly very badly when she arrived for a visit.
2. Why does Heidi put up with Spencer?
3. Why does Lauren — the eponymous fashion designer and the new face of Mark. cosmetics — still work at People’s Revolution?
4. Who raised Spencer?
5. Why is Lo so kitschy? Stop being sooooo jealous of Lauren and Audrina’s friendship — it’s so high school.
6. How did Whitney get so smart not to hang with this disfunctional clique?
7. Who raised Spencer and does he have a job?

Chicly Yours,
The Chic Spy